The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin
Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you
Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead
Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive
Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you
My house identity is further confirmed
do you think clouds look down on people and think “that ones shaped like an idiot”
what a nice catsnake
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
Thank you thank you to whoever did this
You’re very welcome
WHY DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY NOTES
BECAUSE YOU MADE HER DRESS THE RIGHT FREAKING COLOUR DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH THAT MEANS TO PEOPLE?!
PRE stallions in the Mediterranean sea, by Juliane Meyer.
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka